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BIRDS
Many believe that modern-day Birds have evolved directly from Dinosaurs. However, for our purposes, let's just call them birds. We all know about emus in Australia and ostriches in Africa; they are the biggest birds these days. An ostrich can be 9 feet tall and reach 340 pounds. However, Dinomis (Giant Moa) lived in New Zealand as recently as the 16th century, when it went extinct because of human hunting. The Giant Moa grew as high as 12 feet and weighed up to 530 pounds. [See the photo that compares Kiwi, Ostrich, and Giant Moa skeletons.]
Speaking of New Zealand, there was a huge eagle there. Unfortunately, Haast’s Eagle's main food source was the Giant Moa -- so when the Moa's numbers dropped dramatically, so did the eagle's, until it too went extinct. Haast's Eagle, by the way, weighed about 33 pounds. While you might not be impressed, fondly remembering your 33-pound turkey from last Thanksgiving, keep in mind that the 33 pounds of eagle included razor-sharp claws that would swoop down from above with its 10-foot wingspan at 50 miles an hour. Can your butterball do that?
MAMMALS
There still are some large mammals in the world, such as the Elephant and the Rhino, but even they pale in comparison to other extinct mammals that don't have any close living relatives. Back to Australia again, up until about 50,000 years ago, there was a Kangaroo there, Procoptodon, which stood 10 feet tall and weighed 510 pounds.
More unsettling was the largest rat in history: 2 million years ago, Josephoartigasia monesi was 10 feet long and weighed 2,200 pounds. It had to eat a lot of garbage to reach that weight. Check out the image above to see how it compares to a human and to the largest existing rodent.
PRIMATES
Ah, now we get to the interesting bit. The world's largest primate is the Gorilla, which can be 5.75 feet tall and weigh over 440 pounds after a fine meal. I can't say how big King Kong was, but a followup film in 1949 (and a 1998 remake), "Mighty Joe Young," starred a special- effects gorilla that was about 11 feet tall. So, was there a real "King Kong" or even a "Joseph Young"? Actually, yes, there was. About 200,000 years ago, Gigantopithecus stood about 10 feet tall and probably weighed as much as 1,200 pounds. This was the largest primate that ever lived. The species lived mostly in Asia, so it's highly unlikely that any of them ever made it to Hollywood.
So, that brings us to humans. We are most familiar with Homo sapiens. Most individuals are under 6 feet tall, and those few that are over 7 feet are forced to play basketball. There have always been legends and myths about giant people, such as Goliath, but those tales are generally written off as fantasy. We are also familiar with the Neanderthals, as well as Homo erectus and its ilk. Most of the other hominids, if not all, apparently were even shorter than we are, and they apparently were not coordinated enough to hit 3-point shots from the perimeter. So, why is it that so many of the present animals in the world had undergone evolutionary tryouts for giant versions, yet we never hear about giant human relatives? Even the apes had their own version. Why was there no race of giants? Well, actually, there was!
In 1941, the first fossiled remains of Meganthropus was found in Java, Indonesia. The jawbone was from a human-like creature (not ape-like, such as Gigantopithecus) that was larger than any present day human or gorilla. Using subsequent finds to extrapolate, it is estimated that Meganthropus could have been almost 9 feet tall, and would have weighed about 1,000 pounds. For perspective, this means that, on tippy-toes, its head would have touched the bottom of a basketball hoop.
Scientists are confused about how to classify this creature, because it doesn't easily fit into any standard evolutionary branch. It is most likely a sub-species of Homo erectus, but even that is speculation. It is not even certain when Meganthropus lived, although it appears to have been contemporary with Homo erectus and even Gigantopithecus. Some of its bones were discovered among simple tools, so it wasn't just all brawn.
Some claim that this species might not be extinct after all, and they speculate that it has evolved into what we know as "Bigfoot." If this is true, it would hard to explain how it got to the western U.S. (and other places) from the island of Java. Still others think that this race of giants might have been an ancient iconic memory, and that the Hebrew Bible refers to them as the Nephilim:
"The Nephilim were in the earth in those days, and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bore children to them; the same were the mighty men that were of old, the men of renown." -- Genesis 6:4
"'The land, through which we have passed to spy it out, is a land that eateth up the inhabitants thereof; and all the people that we saw in it are men of great stature. And there we saw the Nephilim, the sons of Anak, who come of the Nephilim; and we were in our own sight as grasshoppers, and so we were in their sight.' " -- Numbers 13:32-33
Bigfoots ("Bigfeet"?) or Nephilim, sons of Anak or sons of Erectus, Meganthropus has been scientifically proven to have been a giant among men.
I hear Riley is taking out a huge loan in order to sign Meganthropus to a long term contract with the Heat. By the way, what's Meg's first name?
ReplyDeleteActually, scientists are not sure how to classify this creature, so it doesn't really have another name yet. Besides, is Homo sapiens Mr. Homo (which doesn't sound quite tasteful) or Mr. Sapiens?
ReplyDeleteAs for playing basketball, in previous tryouts, Meganthropus tended to eat the ball rather than pass it to a teammate. Although he does work with tools, he is still weak on the fundamentals of the box-and-one defense or the run-and-gun offense.